Oh lord of lords of Spain and Satire -
Wouldn't you like it if I lit a bonfire?
It'd be big and it'd be burning,
and it'd be curing my unusual yearning -
The yearning, that is, for things to be burning -
Fronds to be fronded and ferns to be ferning.
Oh lord of lords of Spain and Satire -
Wouldn't you like it if I lit bonfire?
Yes sir, no sir, three bags full!
Isn't it, wasn't it? Small boys in the park!
Jumpers for goalposts, postmet for sticklebricks!
Brickles for stickling over in Hull!
Shabadoo, Dhabadoo, Joey-joe-joe!
Joe of the Joey-joe, Joey don't go!
There's fires to lay and wood to be chopped,
Head to be headed-off at the pass near the old abondaned Bank of Ulster and there's also some shops to be shopped and popcorn to be popped!
Mariner, layabout, lazy sunshine,
swim like a fish in water sublime.
I'll hook thee and look thee square in the eye -
And make thee for supper into a pie!
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
everything is simply super-duper
when I'm in looting stupor and
I'm robbing things left and right and EVERYWHERE
And I don't CARE if it's not FAIR
because I'M ... NOT .... WWEEEARR
ing any underWEAR!
The above was discovered next to the comatose form of Wilt and half-a-dozen bottles of Jack Daniels. The critics are calling it his best work to date and a surpising-to-some Grammy award for Best Actor awaits the day he returns from the grassy fields of comadom.
Shine on, Wilt N Flowers . . . Shine on. In whatever crazy world you inhabit today, maybe tomorrow and maybe for ever more . . . Shine on, you lazy diamond.