Great Expectorations: Lucas, you're off the team

Great Expectorations

Great Expectorations is, among other things, the book Dickens wishes he'd written as it would have been much funnier. It is a story about following your dreams even if they go in circles and travelling back to the 50s to life the good life and fight the good fight, before it all went to shit. I can't garauntee success or even an creditable attempt, but I'll try to try. Also find ramblings unconnected and unreasonable. No standards apply to Wilt's writing. I mean NONE. If it blows, it blows.

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Name: Wilt N Flowers

Location: Ireland

Wilt Flowers is my novelist alter-ego. The non-book things I post here are often not true, or distorted so far from true that it doesn't matter anymore, so any similarity to real life is remote. Nobody take this seriously. Or I'll 'ave ya. Spelling mistakes stay in, it's the way God wrote it through me, I'm not about to change that.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Lucas, you're off the team

Another movie begets another Lesson of Justice.

Star Wars Ep III comes with the expected acreage of fight scenes, lightsabre juggling and robot bashing. In one such fight, Hayden "acting's not his thing bless him" Christensen (or however you spell that crappy name- back in the Golden Age of Hollywood if you had a crappy name you had the decency to CHANGE it) and Ewen "Tonker" McGregor stop for a chat in a fiery volcano world. Even Shakespeare knew that in a fight the only appropriate dialogue is along the lines of "Have at you, you lowly swineherd!"

"From my point of view, you are evil" - wussiest repartee ever! He deserves all the crap that happens to him.

Listen up Lucas:

Lesson of Justice #3: When fighting, real men don't stop to debate the nature of evil. Especially if they're holding lightsabres. On a volcanic hell-world. In a fucking Starwars movie. Jesus. I feel like the frikkin maid.

1 Comments:

tainted perfection said...: you gotta chat when fighting silly- that way you can make the person your fighting see sense or surrender or whatever- no dissing starwars 3 it was great- except i didnt want people to go all evil :( that was horribly upsetting; 01 June 2005 21:21