Great Expectorations

Great Expectorations is, among other things, the book Dickens wishes he'd written as it would have been much funnier. It is a story about following your dreams even if they go in circles and travelling back to the 50s to life the good life and fight the good fight, before it all went to shit. I can't garauntee success or even an creditable attempt, but I'll try to try. Also find ramblings unconnected and unreasonable. No standards apply to Wilt's writing. I mean NONE. If it blows, it blows.

About Me

Name: Wilt N Flowers
Location: Ireland

Wilt Flowers is my novelist alter-ego. The non-book things I post here are often not true, or distorted so far from true that it doesn't matter anymore, so any similarity to real life is remote. Nobody take this seriously. Or I'll 'ave ya. Spelling mistakes stay in, it's the way God wrote it through me, I'm not about to change that.

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Sunday, May 01, 2005

Running low on !s captain...

"wow sasha! did i ever tell you that whenever i go to read your poems, i have to turn off my music and like concentrate on your writing...your work just has that affect on me"

Aw. That's adorable.

I'm going to fill this blog, not just with the novel (to be resumed in a few weeks, June, I swear), but with a flaming assault silliness like the above. How can somebody say the above sincerely and not be a living joke? Must have used up too much energy spelling concentrate correctly... which is still impressive, given the fact that this is one of the STUPIDEST REASONS EVER TO SAY "WOW!".

Lesson of Justice #1:

Live as though the number of exclamations in the world is finite - do not waste them on stupid. Since I read the above, "stupid" has become a noun.

posted by Otab | 05:03

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