Asshole Manual

Here’s the plan:

A manual. For assholes. That is, a how-to guide. A Being-an-assohle-for-dummies.

Things to include: how to spell like an asshole (inc DO NOT PROOF READ), how to speak like an asshole (inc DISREGARD OTHER PEOPLE), how to swim, drive, cycle, walk, dress, act and play sports like an asshole.

Some people don’t know how to be proper assholes. I’ve met many enthusiastic amateurs, but few who really had the whole (excuse the pun) package. This book will be for them. The wannabes.

Do you want to be an asshole?

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