Not just between the lines...

But behind them as well.

Here are some headlines from today's google news aggregate. I moved some words about because they were in a mess, here's what I think they were trying to say (I added nothing, left out some double words and that's about it):


Fully Loaded Communist Party Against All Odds in heavy fighting NBA Finals - so that's where they went.

Ford Fighting Kills 4064 Taliban Rebels - so that's where they went.

Boy Scout Spy To Be Used In Space - finally NASA pull the finger out. So to speak.

Scientists Find New Ways For fighting bleak outlook on Ku Klux Klan - they just need a hug, really.

Afghans say Fighting Kills - well yes, they would say that. America says- what fighting? They only thing that kills us is slipping on oil.

US Spy Says Solar Power Hits Social Security in Kansas Confederations - poor Kansas. Will Dorothy ever come home?

Asia: Cup Rebels - take that saucer! And spoon! And dish! And plate!

Guantanamo Bay: 64 heavy Taliban fall in - so that's where they went.

US Military shares George Hawi, Phan Van Khai, Gavin Henson, Jacob Zuma - so that's where they went.


Man it's hard to read the news these days. It's all gobbledegoogle to me.