Great Expectorations

Great Expectorations is, among other things, the book Dickens wishes he'd written as it would have been much funnier. It is a story about following your dreams even if they go in circles and travelling back to the 50s to life the good life and fight the good fight, before it all went to shit. I can't garauntee success or even an creditable attempt, but I'll try to try. Also find ramblings unconnected and unreasonable. No standards apply to Wilt's writing. I mean NONE. If it blows, it blows.

About Me

Name: Wilt N Flowers
Location: Ireland

Wilt Flowers is my novelist alter-ego. The non-book things I post here are often not true, or distorted so far from true that it doesn't matter anymore, so any similarity to real life is remote. Nobody take this seriously. Or I'll 'ave ya. Spelling mistakes stay in, it's the way God wrote it through me, I'm not about to change that.

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Sunday, March 27, 2005

Magic beans

How I loathe you,
magic beans.
I swapped a cow for you.
She was my friend.
My bestest friend.
You just sat
in the can
and settled.
I couldn't even
have sex with you.
Man, do I ever miss
that cow.
I should not have
gotten high before
going to market.
No one likes me anymore.
She talked to the Daily Star
and sold a video to You've Been Framed.
That's not the kind of shit
you can just live down.
I think
I will have to move.
All because of those
magic beans.
How I loathe them.

posted by Otab | 03:24 | 2 comments